msfeelgood: The Christina tag is booming with shocked people. I know, she looks amazing, but you can’t have her she’s mine.
1. I’m lonely so I do lonely things. 2. Loving you was like going to war; I...– Warsan Shire, “34 Excuses For Why We Failed At Love” (via larmoyante)
IN THE UNITED STATES
dannybriereisaliferuiner: owning a gun is a right having healthcare is a privilege
the-witch-cake: questions for xtina: how do you lose a shitload of weight in like two months? lotus???????????????????????????????????????????
danbutt: no one cares that you queued that post
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
so-zack-its-jack: if I had a dollar for every time a band ruined my life, i might actually be able to afford band merch
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
daisyfairy: DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...– (via fuckoff-darling)